He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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