Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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