How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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