Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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