its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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