So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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