Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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