there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
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I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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