i just had sex bonerless
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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