i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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