i was born a porn star she said
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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