So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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