That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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