my mouth tastes like poor choices
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
3pm strippers are depressing
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
i out mim tonsoeep
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