i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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