I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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