Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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