stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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