We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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