Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize