My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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