Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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