Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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