Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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