what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I feel great
I just peed on a car
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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