Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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