Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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