well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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