im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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