no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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