She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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