We should be called the Road Head Warriors
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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