i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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