i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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