Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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