Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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