i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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