I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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