I hope mine doesn't look like that
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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