blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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