It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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