ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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