I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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