I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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