i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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