You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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