adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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