8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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