Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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