Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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