Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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