Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Randomize
