I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
The ass gains better be worth it
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