going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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