I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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