he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
should my penis look like a turkey
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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