Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Couch. On fire.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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