oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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