You made me cry and you don't even care
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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