I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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