also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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