So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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